What two things go great together? Or maybe not. What two things have absolutely nothing to do with each other but somehow, you emphasize them as if they did? Pinky toe pain and chest pain of course! Why not come in to the ER at 5am for that? Why? So you get seen faster! Yes-sir-ee folks, come in for your atraumatic toe pain and mention that you also have been having some chest tightness. Could they be related? No! But since you are 55, are obese, and you smoke, you are going to get a bunch of tests you really don’t want (all you really want are some “pain pills”), and will have to sign out AMA since you don’t want to be admitted to rule out MI. Oh, and you are getting some Naprosyn for your toe. That’s all.