This one is just downright “unpleasant”. So be forewarned….
An average appearing man in his 30′s sallied forthwith to the ER initially telling the triage RN he had a sore throat. Once interviewed by the MD, gave a little more “embarrassing” details.
Evidently, he was out one day, just minding his own business when he happened upon a pleasant appearing young man. They struck up a conversation which led to the conclusion that they would adjourn to to this man’s house for some carnal pleasures. These pleasures evidently included the patient deciding to perform “analingus” upon his new friend. However, it was dark and the patient was not able to see exactly what he was “getting into”. Feeling that a more well lighted room might be more amenable to visualising their bonding experience, they retired to such a place in the adjacent room.
Upon being able to see the recipient of his tongue’s efforts, the patient was shocked to discover the aforementioned anus was not only hairy and “unclean” but also sporting multiple open, weeping sores.
He therefore curtailed his rimming activities and the erotic encounter ended shortly thereafter. Not sure whether they exchanged emails, phone numbers or money just in case you were wondering.
Anyway, in the ER, his exam was unremarkable but he received a prophylactic dose of Ceftriaxone just in case……
Remember. Look before you lick.