This one is just downright “unpleasant”. So be forewarned….
An average appearing man in his 30′s sallied forthwith to the ER initially telling the triage RN he had a sore throat. Once interviewed by the MD, gave a little more “embarrassing” details.
Evidently, he was out one day, just minding his own business when he happened upon a pleasant appearing young man. They struck up a conversation which led to the conclusion that they would adjourn to to this man’s house for some carnal pleasures. These pleasures evidently included the patient deciding to perform “analingus” upon his new friend. However, it was dark and the patient was not able to see exactly what he was “getting into”. Feeling that a more well lighted room might be more amenable to visualising their bonding experience, they retired to such a place in the adjacent room.
Upon being able to see the recipient of his tongue’s efforts, the patient was shocked to discover the aforementioned anus was not only hairy and “unclean” but also sporting multiple open, weeping sores.
He therefore curtailed his rimming activities and the erotic encounter ended shortly thereafter. Not sure whether they exchanged emails, phone numbers or money just in case you were wondering.
Anyway, in the ER, his exam was unremarkable but he received a prophylactic dose of Ceftriaxone just in case……
Remember. Look before you lick.
Unpleasant for sure, but I ended with a giggle.”Look before you lick!”
Dude, I was eating breakfast!!!
Hence the warning my friend….
ewwwwww ERP !!!! That story could have stayed in the vault Thank You very much!!! LOL I was eating granola and yogurt!!! OHHH The dry heaves !!!! LOL … Stacy
*shudder*
Thank God for monogamy.
This just reminded me of a patient who did not want to catch HSV from her partner. So to be on the safe side she decided some butt loving was in order. To say the least, it was not a pretty sight.
The best advice I could give her was to avoid spicy foods for the next couple of weeks.
that is NARRRRSTY!!! *ewwww*
wow I am shocked!
For those, who were eating, it may taste good the second time around – after you wipe it off of the monitor. If not, this may become a diet blog. :-)
Ya topped me!
was this guy high?
Im sorry but if he couldnt tell it was hairy in the dark he had to be high.
Did he now have sores?
Oh, Gross!
Reminds me of my neighbor….he got up for a bowl of cereal in the middle of the night. He didn’t turn on the light. After a couple of bites he thought something was weird about the Grape Nuts. He turned on the light and ants were totally crawling in the cereal.
OK, maybe not quite as bad as your story.
I need some listerine.
Considering that he was already prepared to eat feces during “regular” analingus, the addition of a few hairs and draining ulcers just doesn’t seem to add much to the disgusting quotient.
Good point. However, I think he assumed the guy would be clean – like people that tend to do this sort of thing usually are……
NOT.
This is what belongs in the hall of fame of “what’s grosser than gross”.
That is seriously gross, I was making gagging sounds, and screwing my face up, my hubby said he did not want to know lol.
That is right up there with stoma sex(heave)
I remember a gay guy telling me once of his exploits the night before.
He called the guy(he had picked up) chocolate chippie butt, as he rounded on the guy and lovingly caressed said buttocks he discovered a mass of dark chocolate looking, henously large jelly moles everywhere, one of which was bleeding slightly from being torn. Well I hope they were jelly moles. He also sported a grotesque pair of milk bottle sized glasses, what was this guy thinking!!!!