How bout Trying a Marriage Counsellor First?


What are your options when you discover your spouse has been cheating (or you THINK your spouse has been cheating)? Well, I would recommend a cooling off period followed by a marriage counsellor if you still really want to try to patch things up.

What I do not recommend is stalking your wife and then tying a thick rope around her neck. Following up on that, your decision to stab her in the abdomen and arm is also a really bad idea. To cap it off, you may decide to stab yourself in the abdomen as well – again highly not recommended if you want to try to salvage things.

Most likely the outcome will not be good for either of you. Even though you both survived this trial, I do not foresee the marriage recovering. They tend not to work so well when you are in jail for attempted murder.

8 Responses to How bout Trying a Marriage Counsellor First?

  1. Dr. Grumpy says:

    Maybe it was a cover for something kinky that went bad?

  2. mk says:

    I cant stand drug seekers they make the real sick people look bad. I almost died because of those people and then you doctors think your own mothers are drug seekers on top of it

  3. The way you write always cracks me up. Well done. I’ll bet money that her abdominal stab wound was worse than his…

  4. Aaron says:

    I don’t know about that… I bet when he tried for a less serious abdominal stab for himself he probably set himself up for a colostomy.

  5. Dr. Mongo Lloyd says:

    mk, what the hell are you on about?

  6. HuWha? says:

    @Dr Mongo Lloyd

    or perhaps simply, “mk, what the hell are you on?”

  7. medstud(ent) says:

    i bet she will visit him every day in jail.

  8. maha says:

    WTF? I hope that asshole rots in jail for a very long time and there weren’t any kids involved.

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