Me: “Sir, it says here (referring to triage note) that you are having a lot of diarrhea. Tell me about when that started.”
Mr Hydrofaecalia: “Yeah, Doc, I’ve been totally pissing out my asshole for three days.”
Me: “Sir, it says here (referring to triage note) that you are having a lot of diarrhea. Tell me about when that started.”
Mr Hydrofaecalia: “Yeah, Doc, I’ve been totally pissing out my asshole for three days.”
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He’s trying to tell you he has a fistula?
There are some days when that is the most accurate description. I’m pretty sure I would stay out of the ER for that unless I had other pressing medical issues (diabetes, etc.) I would want to be at home in my own bathroom for that nightmare.
Very good and important conversation! I’m really pleased to hear Mr. Hydrofaecalia’s talk. He said the true word and I appreciate his word. Thanks for this vital conversation.