Thanks For the Visual

Me: “Sir, it says here (referring to triage note) that you are having a lot of diarrhea. Tell me about when that started.”

Mr Hydrofaecalia: “Yeah, Doc, I’ve been totally pissing out my asshole for three days.”

3 Responses to Thanks For the Visual

  1. Dr. Grumpy says:

    He’s trying to tell you he has a fistula?

  2. C says:

    There are some days when that is the most accurate description. I’m pretty sure I would stay out of the ER for that unless I had other pressing medical issues (diabetes, etc.) I would want to be at home in my own bathroom for that nightmare.

  3. James Roze says:

    Very good and important conversation! I’m really pleased to hear Mr. Hydrofaecalia’s talk. He said the true word and I appreciate his word. Thanks for this vital conversation.

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