Me: “OK, sir, any more questions?
Mr Epistaxis (with his nose packed with a balloon): “Yeah, just one more very important one.’
Me: “Yes?”
Mr Epistaxis: “Can I drink?”
Me: “Sure”
Mr Epistaxis: “I mean beer”
Me: “Oh. Yeah, I guess, sure, why not?”
Mr Epistaxis: “Good. Can I drink two or three beers?”
“Can I also perform oral sex?”
I’d like to drink two or three beers right now, too.