Listen, if you are going to try to score some narcs for your nonexistent metastatic prostate CA (proven neg by scans and urology consultants) pain, you might want to not come in for a narcotic overdose. Saying you need pain meds right after we bring you back from the edge of the great beyond with Narcan is going to be met with blank stares followed by an admission after we have to start you on a drip to keep your respiratory rate above 5.
Don’t worry, narc withdrawal is not dangerous, you’ll just feel like crap for a while. Better than death if you ask me.
Aw come on, if he’s going to fake cancer you could at least fake sympathy.
Which is demonstrated by giving fake pain meds…
Narcan. The ultimate buzz kill. Props for addict using some other excuse other than “back pain”.
What, do you not believe that overdosing would not exasperate his “preexisting condition” requiring more pain meds?