Ok Ms. Drama Queen, if you’re going to try to make it look like you’re suicidal by “throwing yourself down the stairs”, I suggest a more persuasive method than sitting on your butt and scooting one step at a time down, screaming melodramatically the whole way.
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Jun
Oh my stars–what an interesting life she must lead. How did you stifle the giggles and guffaws ?~!
Dang. Of all of the ways I can think of for patients to attempt suicide, this one would have never even crossed my mind.
That’s not suicide. It’s butticide.
Maybe he has worms.
LOL! Dr Grumpy!
I’m all for her method IF she has a big thromboses hemorrhoid reminding her of every step down! LOL
She was trying to cause a concussion…
But it worked on her parents when she wanted a pony!