RN: Mr Afterload with CHF in room 6 is in respiratory distress!
Me: “Quick! Fetch me some rotating tourniquets!”
RN: “Huh?!”
Me: “Just kidding. Bust out the Lasix, nitro and BiPAP. ”
Learn some history of medicine people!
26
Jul
RN: Mr Afterload with CHF in room 6 is in respiratory distress!
Me: “Quick! Fetch me some rotating tourniquets!”
RN: “Huh?!”
Me: “Just kidding. Bust out the Lasix, nitro and BiPAP. ”
Learn some history of medicine people!
Lasix???? I thought that was history too.
Do you grow foxglove in your garden?
Should have added Southey’s tubes.
Lotsa morphine!
I forgot about those tubes! Bring ‘EM back!
Don’t forget the dig and the aminophylline