New Record

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Ok we have a new winner in the field of local drug seekers.

40 different providers and 30 different pharmacies for 10 different diagnoses in the last 6 months.

Your prize? A foot in the ass and an Rx for Naproxen.

8 Responses to New Record

  1. Steve says:

    Why the Rx at all? As a subtle screw you? Did you consider calling the cops?

  2. Brittles15 says:

    How does that happen? I don’t know how insurance(medicaid) works but you would think they would stop paying after about the 20th different dr.

  3. Officer Cynical says:

    This has to be the same guy I dealt with who’s been arrested for driving with a revoked license over 40 times.

  4. Dr. Mongo Lloyd says:

    This patient obviously had a terminal case of fibromyalgia, you bully! Don’t you understand he’s in *pain?*

  5. Sus says:

    I had surgery on Wednesday. I cannot believe people show up just to get Dilaudid. It took care of the severe pain but it also turned me into a sweatybetty maniac. I don’t know how that could be pleasurable. I hated it.

  6. Sus says:

    And another thing… How in the hell do these addicts ever go to the bathroom????

  7. ann onny says:

    dear sus,

    in their pants, if they’re not fast enough.

    #withdrawalisabitchlikethat

  8. C says:

    The idea of withdraws has kept me from picking up even one more pill.

    #sogladIfigureditout

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