Me (in broken Spanish): “Ok, do any of your four know anyone who is sober at this moment who can come pick you up?”
Four intoxicated guys (in broken English): “Well, no.”
Me:”You don’t know anyone who is sober right now?!”
Four Amigos:”Yes, but they live in Mexico. Everyone we know here drinks every night.”
Sound like perfect candidates for let them sleep until 30 minutes before my shift ends therapy