Crap in a Bucket

Sometimes heard as an utterance expressing exasperation, it sometimes carries a more literal meaning. Take this chief complaint:

“disturbed man brought in by police for being witnessed defecating in a bucket in his front yard”

4 Responses to Crap in a Bucket

  1. Anonymous says:

    Maybe his toilet stopped flushing… ;-)
    Anyway: I’d be pretty disturbed too when interrupted when I was answering natures call. I’d just not do it in my front yard.

  2. Allison says:

    It’s patients like this that I wonder why they need to be taken to the ER…I mean, so the guy took a dump in a bucket in his yard. So what? I don’t see a medical issue here. Recently we had a guy brought in because he had his pants down at the bus stop. I mean, c’mon y’all…sometimes you just wanna take your pants off!

    Same goes for every drunk that gets brought in ever. I hate that EMS is obligated to bring everything in. Good samaritans: stop calling 911 for this shiz!

  3. Dr. Grumpy says:

    Did he kick the bucket?

  4. ndenunz says:

    What is this world coming to when you can’t even take care of bodily functions within the confines of your own yard without a hassle?

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