Top chief complaint least likely to get me rushing over to see you:

“I think I need my prostate massaged”

8 Responses to Fantastic

  1. Dr. Grumpy says:

    “Here’s a sharp stick. Have at it.”

  2. Officer Cynical says:

    “You have another think coming, sir.”

  3. Why sir, the rubber glove is on the house. Have a good night. *discharges*

  4. Future Pharmer of America says:

    Ought to make an interesting SOAP note.

    S: “I think I need my prostate massaged”

    O: “No you don’t.”

    A/P: No acute medical complaints; refer to PCP.

  5. Liz says:

    Is that like getting your anal glands expressed? :P

  6. Dr. Mongo Lloyd says:

    I get my prostate massaged all the time. I actually hired someone to do it for me. He’s a great guy. His name is Darnell, and he has what I can only describe as these large, penis-sized fingers. When things are bad, which seems to happen more frequently as of late, he’ll use two fingers.

    Thank God for Darnell. Life wouldn’t be the same for me, without him.
    Thank God for Darnell.

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