A). I walk in the room and you greet me with “Yo, what-da fuck up cuz!?”
B). You’re a drunken dope who cut his face and you keep telling me “Don’t fuck this shit up, I’m a model!” while I’m suturing you.
C). You say “Fuck this shit don’t work!” and you throw the Motrin offered to you on the floor.
D). You say “Oh my God, I’m gonna vomit!!” and then you stick your finger down your throat and then throw up.
For some reason, where I live, the expression “It’s been a minute” may be applied to any length of time.
So, quite frequently, when I am attempting to get a history from a patient, they tell me “Oh. It’s been a minute.” So… days? months? years? It is NEVER actually a true duration in “minutes”.
This was with just one patient?