Q: How are pain in the vagina and anus for two months after eating related?
A: They are not unless you are defining eating as shoving food up your vagina or anus.
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Yet another reason I’m a neurologist.
WTF, where do you get these pts
After your last post, I have to wonder. Maybe that is what they were doing.
Boy oh boy, I can’t imagine that you would be surprised at ANYTHING people do any more.
Um. I’m not sure what to say.
OK, let me clarify this one. The “answer” was really what my inner voice was saying when the patient anxiously wondering if eating was causing vaginal and anal pain.
double EWW !!! ERP, I think I need a barf bag as about now! This is not the kind of thing that you signed up for when you first started med school! or is it??!! Stacy.
OMG. Hilarious. I am an ER Nurse, and I LOVE your blog. The craziest things I have seen so far is a guy with a Dove shampoo bottle AND a wire coat hanger up his butt, and a guy who decided to dis-member, his member. Gotta love it!
Eating -> vaginal pain is such an awesome leap of logic it makes my head hurt.
No, that’s just from thinking about the logic of a shampoo bottle and a wire hanger per Dana’s comment.
I am glad you clarified the answer…i was beginning to wonder about the people in your neck of the woods.
On of my good friends is an MD to a ton of meat packing folks. She has pulled “meat wads” out of peoples’ ears…aerosolized meat, ear wax, and hair. However, the other day, she pulled a coach roach out of a lady’s ear that had been there long enough to become just an exoskeleton. Talk about lack of hygiene!
Being a vet, I pull lots of things out of animal’s GI tracts. A few weeks ago, our clinic sent home an enterotomy (dog ate a towel that was found in his intestines). Two days later, the owner brings in the dog because she is afraid the incision looks funny. Then she tells me, oh, by the way, l left the e-collar off and Buster here ate a tampon. OK off to endoscopy we go.
Countless (used) tampons and kotex later, the stomach is mostly empty. I thought our internal medicine guy was going to gag. He was driving the scope while I was grabbing. Nasty work.
I think I saw this on an episode of South Park…lol
Did she think that she would get the same satisfaction from eating minus the calories if she shoved food into her vagina?? This is such a wtf story!
PATIENT – Doctor, Doctor, it hurts when I eat!
DOCTOR – Stop sticking food up your butt.
i love those ‘doctor doctor’ jokes…
my girlfriend gas an eating disorder called bulimia, she always throws up what she eats.;“