Comments on: Go a Little Easy with that Comb Fella…. http://erstories.net/archives/144 ER Stories Real Life Tales from the Emergency Room Thu, 11 Mar 2010 14:54:25 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.3.1 By: EE http://erstories.net/archives/144#comment-196 EE Tue, 12 Feb 2008 03:23:15 +0000 http://erstories.net/archives/144#comment-196 Dude. Wow. Dude.

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]]> By: Fat Doctor http://erstories.net/archives/144#comment-195 Fat Doctor Tue, 12 Feb 2008 00:43:49 +0000 http://erstories.net/archives/144#comment-195 Found your blog yesterday while surfing and have added it to my Bloglines account. Thanks for reminding me why I could never do ER! Found your blog yesterday while surfing and have added it to my Bloglines account. Thanks for reminding me why I could never do ER!

]]> By: Donna http://erstories.net/archives/144#comment-194 Donna Mon, 11 Feb 2008 08:50:18 +0000 http://erstories.net/archives/144#comment-194 We had a 40ish woman come in, she went to the bathroom, stood up too fast, and fell into the tub gashing her forehead open in the same way. She said she saw a little blood and looked in the mirror. Then she did 8 shots of vodka "because I knew it would start to hurt". You could literally see her skull when we cleaned it before putting like 30 some stitches in it. With the vodka on board, she was then horny and proceeded to grope her ex husband who had brought her in, and was trying to get him to kiss her, and he was gagging and trying not to puke at the sight of her face falling down. Then when we got him out of there to work on her, she was flirting with the male nurses and techs, telling them that the ex was just a friend, and that she was single and eligible. What a freak show that was. The two of us that stitched her had to take turns because she kept breathing on us and we were getting wasted from the fumes and kept having to step back from her. She then passed out and we were able to finish putting her back together. We had a 40ish woman come in, she went to the bathroom, stood up too fast, and fell into the tub gashing her forehead open in the same way. She said she saw a little blood and looked in the mirror.
Then she did 8 shots of vodka “because I knew it would start to hurt”. You could literally see her skull when we cleaned it before putting like 30 some stitches in it.
With the vodka on board, she was then horny and proceeded to grope her ex husband who had brought her in, and was trying to get him to kiss her, and he was gagging and trying not to puke at the sight of her face falling down.
Then when we got him out of there to work on her, she was flirting with the male nurses and techs, telling them that the ex was just a friend, and that she was single and eligible. What a freak show that was.
The two of us that stitched her had to take turns because she kept breathing on us and we were getting wasted from the fumes and kept having to step back from her. She then passed out and we were able to finish putting her back together.

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