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	<title>Comments on: Zzzzzzzzzz</title>
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	<description>Real Life Tales from the Emergency Room</description>
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		<title>By: stacy</title>
		<link>http://erstories.net/archives/1517/comment-page-1#comment-11774</link>
		<dc:creator>stacy</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 25 Dec 2009 02:28:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>ERP!!  OMG!! now these are the  type of patients that would make me demand for a Huge Huge Raise!!! either that or would make me change careers really quick!! LOL I think then I would open up a sex shoppe and sell only those vibrators that have a chain attatched at the bottom so you could just easily pull it out when done!! LOL  Have a Wonderfull Holiday to you ERP &amp; and to all of you ERP Fans too!!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>ERP!!  OMG!! now these are the  type of patients that would make me demand for a Huge Huge Raise!!! either that or would make me change careers really quick!! LOL I think then I would open up a sex shoppe and sell only those vibrators that have a chain attatched at the bottom so you could just easily pull it out when done!! LOL  Have a Wonderfull Holiday to you ERP &amp; and to all of you ERP Fans too!!</p>
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		<title>By: storytellerdoc</title>
		<link>http://erstories.net/archives/1517/comment-page-1#comment-11754</link>
		<dc:creator>storytellerdoc</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Dec 2009 23:11:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Too funny!  I had a similar episode where the triage nurse called me out to see a woman sitting in the chair buzzing.  Her fiance had used a &quot;butt plug&quot; (I had to google pics of one) that got &quot;lost&quot;.  Very uppity people, which made it all the more pleasurable to send her to the OR...Happy Holidays.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Too funny!  I had a similar episode where the triage nurse called me out to see a woman sitting in the chair buzzing.  Her fiance had used a &#8220;butt plug&#8221; (I had to google pics of one) that got &#8220;lost&#8221;.  Very uppity people, which made it all the more pleasurable to send her to the OR&#8230;Happy Holidays.</p>
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		<title>By: Dr. Mongo Lloyd</title>
		<link>http://erstories.net/archives/1517/comment-page-1#comment-11753</link>
		<dc:creator>Dr. Mongo Lloyd</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Dec 2009 22:13:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>In the words of the wise, immortal Paris Hilton...&quot;That&#039;s HOT!&quot;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In the words of the wise, immortal Paris Hilton&#8230;&#8221;That&#8217;s HOT!&#8221;</p>
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		<title>By: Molly</title>
		<link>http://erstories.net/archives/1517/comment-page-1#comment-11750</link>
		<dc:creator>Molly</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Dec 2009 17:18:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Sigh.  I wish I could send a worldwide memo saying &quot;they make vibrators specifically for that use that DON&#039;T GET SUCKED IN LIKE THAT.&quot;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Sigh.  I wish I could send a worldwide memo saying &#8220;they make vibrators specifically for that use that DON&#8217;T GET SUCKED IN LIKE THAT.&#8221;</p>
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		<title>By: midwest woman</title>
		<link>http://erstories.net/archives/1517/comment-page-1#comment-11743</link>
		<dc:creator>midwest woman</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Dec 2009 16:07:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>did the surgeon give it back?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>did the surgeon give it back?</p>
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		<title>By: Dr. Grumpy</title>
		<link>http://erstories.net/archives/1517/comment-page-1#comment-11742</link>
		<dc:creator>Dr. Grumpy</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Dec 2009 13:51:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>It&#039;s my cell phone. I keep it on vibrate, and accidentally sat on it, and now people keep calling me.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It&#8217;s my cell phone. I keep it on vibrate, and accidentally sat on it, and now people keep calling me.</p>
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		<title>By: Becca</title>
		<link>http://erstories.net/archives/1517/comment-page-1#comment-11739</link>
		<dc:creator>Becca</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Dec 2009 10:39:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>At least he didn&#039;t try to lie and concoct one of those ridiculous ‘fell on it’ stories...</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>At least he didn&#8217;t try to lie and concoct one of those ridiculous ‘fell on it’ stories&#8230;</p>
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