I prefer white Christmases over yellowish-green Christmases. Especially when the colouring is related to the products that seem to be issuing forth unbridled from my dog and son’s GI tract!
Dog crapping all over the place after getting into a box of butter shortbread cookies.
Toddler son vomiting all over his nice Reindeer sleep suit and each and every pair of pants we brought home for him to wear – I don’t think he got into the cookies but I bet a few Norwalk virons got into him.
Zofran ODT to the rescue!!!

Looks like you need a SpotBot for Christmas.