Comments on: Funny Triage Lines

By: clovern

clovern — Fri, 02 May 2008 22:13:30 +0000

All Time Fave, hand-written:
“I’m having a nervous breakfast”

By: Old School

Old School — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 23:25:55 +0000

One of my favorite ER triage conversations went something like this…

Mother (with heavy accent): My baby deezy.
Admitting clerk: How do you know your baby is dizzy?
Mother: Look! Shee look deezy.

By: Drama Mama

Drama Mama — Sun, 20 Apr 2008 13:15:41 +0000

What about #5? Too much of that little blue pill?????
Or did it do that on its own?

By: DaRob

DaRob — Sun, 20 Apr 2008 04:52:22 +0000

My favorite is ‘vomiting alone’
This is a problem because we should all vomit in groups.

By: Kirsten

Kirsten — Sun, 20 Apr 2008 04:37:41 +0000

You forgot:

Broken upper tooth
Because my Doctor told me to come
cough x 3 weeks
and those who bring the whole damn family in at 3am for nonemergent flu symptoms.

By: yay

yay — Sun, 20 Apr 2008 01:43:40 +0000

I had a guy present to ED with diarrhoea. He didn’t want treatment, but the emergency was that he’d run out of toilet paper.

Easily fixed!

By: Christine

Christine — Sat, 19 Apr 2008 15:09:05 +0000

You forgot “here to be admitted.”