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	<title>Comments on: This Kid has Issues&#8230;.</title>
	<link>http://erstories.net/archives/315</link>
	<description>ER Stories       Real Life Tales from the Emergency Room</description>
	<pubDate>Fri, 12 Mar 2010 21:18:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>By: Erica</title>
		<link>http://erstories.net/archives/315#comment-4483</link>
		<dc:creator>Erica</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 14 Sep 2008 11:21:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>The three most notable penile foreign bodies I've seen:
a) a dime (yes, apparently it stretches that much)
b) a spiral coiled cell phone antenna
and c) a bic round stic pen (in this last case, the patient claimed to have no idea why he couldn't pee, and thought it might be related to a fall onto the crossbar of his bike a couple of days earlier.  Riiiiight.)</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The three most notable penile foreign bodies I&#8217;ve seen:<br />
a) a dime (yes, apparently it stretches that much)<br />
b) a spiral coiled cell phone antenna<br />
and c) a bic round stic pen (in this last case, the patient claimed to have no idea why he couldn&#8217;t pee, and thought it might be related to a fall onto the crossbar of his bike a couple of days earlier.  Riiiiight.)</p>
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		<title>By: Donna</title>
		<link>http://erstories.net/archives/315#comment-1967</link>
		<dc:creator>Donna</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 08 May 2008 09:43:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid>http://erstories.net/archives/315#comment-1967</guid>
		<description>Future pharmacist, maybe they had a kidney stone that they thought they could break up with radio waves........lol.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Future pharmacist, maybe they had a kidney stone that they thought they could break up with radio waves&#8230;&#8230;..lol.</p>
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		<title>By: Billy</title>
		<link>http://erstories.net/archives/315#comment-1951</link>
		<dc:creator>Billy</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 06 May 2008 20:29:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid>http://erstories.net/archives/315#comment-1951</guid>
		<description>Oh my god!  I can't begin to imagine how much that would hurt.  How in the world did the kid manage to keep going through all the pain?  It's hard to think of something more painful.  I'm still cringing.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Oh my god!  I can&#8217;t begin to imagine how much that would hurt.  How in the world did the kid manage to keep going through all the pain?  It&#8217;s hard to think of something more painful.  I&#8217;m still cringing.</p>
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		<title>By: Future Pharmacist</title>
		<link>http://erstories.net/archives/315#comment-1950</link>
		<dc:creator>Future Pharmacist</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 06 May 2008 16:45:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid>http://erstories.net/archives/315#comment-1950</guid>
		<description>At the end of a Pathophysiology lecture on Urinary Tract disorders, my professor slaps up an X-ray of someone's bladder. Visible inside are a set of ear bud headphones. She didn't explain how they got there, but I imagine there's only one way that would work...</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>At the end of a Pathophysiology lecture on Urinary Tract disorders, my professor slaps up an X-ray of someone&#8217;s bladder. Visible inside are a set of ear bud headphones. She didn&#8217;t explain how they got there, but I imagine there&#8217;s only one way that would work&#8230;</p>
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		<title>By: jd</title>
		<link>http://erstories.net/archives/315#comment-1947</link>
		<dc:creator>jd</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 06 May 2008 15:29:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid>http://erstories.net/archives/315#comment-1947</guid>
		<description>had a guy who cut top of plastic coke bottle, inserted penis through (coke end), penis coming out top
erection,cycled of oedema, reduced v return, ischaemia &#62; yuk
ice,sharp instruments near oedematous,ischaemic tissue..
luckily fire dept comes in with special tools
also they tell you to watch out for involuntary ejaculations that can happen
in such cases esp. scrotal "rings"</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>had a guy who cut top of plastic coke bottle, inserted penis through (coke end), penis coming out top<br />
erection,cycled of oedema, reduced v return, ischaemia &gt; yuk<br />
ice,sharp instruments near oedematous,ischaemic tissue..<br />
luckily fire dept comes in with special tools<br />
also they tell you to watch out for involuntary ejaculations that can happen<br />
in such cases esp. scrotal &#8220;rings&#8221;</p>
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		<title>By: cj</title>
		<link>http://erstories.net/archives/315#comment-1945</link>
		<dc:creator>cj</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 06 May 2008 15:14:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid>http://erstories.net/archives/315#comment-1945</guid>
		<description>I took care of a similar case - except the foreign bodies were q-tips (like 5 or 6). poor kid lost a testicle on that one.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I took care of a similar case - except the foreign bodies were q-tips (like 5 or 6). poor kid lost a testicle on that one.</p>
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		<title>By: April</title>
		<link>http://erstories.net/archives/315#comment-1944</link>
		<dc:creator>April</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 06 May 2008 15:07:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid>http://erstories.net/archives/315#comment-1944</guid>
		<description>Sounding isn't all that unusual, I mean not mainstream but not unheard of in other cultures.  Too bad we don't know what he was thinking.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Sounding isn&#8217;t all that unusual, I mean not mainstream but not unheard of in other cultures.  Too bad we don&#8217;t know what he was thinking.</p>
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		<title>By: DramaMama</title>
		<link>http://erstories.net/archives/315#comment-1943</link>
		<dc:creator>DramaMama</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 06 May 2008 12:31:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid>http://erstories.net/archives/315#comment-1943</guid>
		<description>OUCHHHHHHH- What was he thinkin?
I really want to know how he explained the thoughts that led him to do such.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>OUCHHHHHHH- What was he thinkin?<br />
I really want to know how he explained the thoughts that led him to do such.</p>
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