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	<title>Comments on: What will they Think up Next?</title>
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	<description>ER Stories       Real Life Tales from the Emergency Room</description>
	<pubDate>Mon, 15 Mar 2010 20:48:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>By: NejikFans</title>
		<link>http://erstories.net/archives/599#comment-9612</link>
		<dc:creator>NejikFans</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 05 Sep 2009 16:48:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid>http://erstories.net/archives/599#comment-9612</guid>
		<description>Я что-то не понимаю</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Я что-то не понимаю</p>
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		<title>By: Mile.High.Nurse</title>
		<link>http://erstories.net/archives/599#comment-7243</link>
		<dc:creator>Mile.High.Nurse</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 10 Apr 2009 01:46:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid>http://erstories.net/archives/599#comment-7243</guid>
		<description>You idiots. It's an urban legend.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>You idiots. It&#8217;s an urban legend.</p>
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		<title>By: rph3664</title>
		<link>http://erstories.net/archives/599#comment-4958</link>
		<dc:creator>rph3664</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 14 Oct 2008 02:35:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid>http://erstories.net/archives/599#comment-4958</guid>
		<description>I wonder if any of his patrons found hair in their wine.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I wonder if any of his patrons found hair in their wine.</p>
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		<title>By: Ayaah'</title>
		<link>http://erstories.net/archives/599#comment-4955</link>
		<dc:creator>Ayaah'</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 13 Oct 2008 05:27:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid>http://erstories.net/archives/599#comment-4955</guid>
		<description>I think I have a UTI now just thinking about this....OUCH!!!!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I think I have a UTI now just thinking about this&#8230;.OUCH!!!!</p>
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		<title>By: Perfecting the wine bladder &#171; It&#8217;s Alive!!</title>
		<link>http://erstories.net/archives/599#comment-4913</link>
		<dc:creator>Perfecting the wine bladder &#171; It&#8217;s Alive!!</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 09 Oct 2008 12:07:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid>http://erstories.net/archives/599#comment-4913</guid>
		<description>[...] says the cheval sur la rue*) in casks that contain &#8220;bladders&#8221; of wine - but this, THIS is bloody well ridiculous. [This urologist] had one such young male patient who saw him for about one UTI [urinary tract [...]</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>[&#8230;] says the cheval sur la rue*) in casks that contain &#8220;bladders&#8221; of wine - but this, THIS is bloody well ridiculous. [This urologist] had one such young male patient who saw him for about one UTI [urinary tract [&#8230;]</p>
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		<title>By: rogue medic</title>
		<link>http://erstories.net/archives/599#comment-4883</link>
		<dc:creator>rogue medic</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 06 Oct 2008 05:05:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid>http://erstories.net/archives/599#comment-4883</guid>
		<description>You might start having an effect on the sale of sealed beverages. First coffee, now wine. Of course, the wine drinkers are aware of where the wine is coming from. They just aren't aware of the extra kick that the UTI provides, especially just before he becomes symptomatic (and visits the hospital). I suppose they have never heard of STDs.  :-)</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>You might start having an effect on the sale of sealed beverages. First coffee, now wine. Of course, the wine drinkers are aware of where the wine is coming from. They just aren&#8217;t aware of the extra kick that the UTI provides, especially just before he becomes symptomatic (and visits the hospital). I suppose they have never heard of STDs.  <img src='http://erstories.net/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':-)' class='wp-smiley' /></p>
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		<title>By: zayzayem</title>
		<link>http://erstories.net/archives/599#comment-4729</link>
		<dc:creator>zayzayem</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 28 Sep 2008 11:27:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid>http://erstories.net/archives/599#comment-4729</guid>
		<description>Don't you have things like health and safety requirements in the States?
Don't you need a lisense to run a bar?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Don&#8217;t you have things like health and safety requirements in the States?<br />
Don&#8217;t you need a lisense to run a bar?</p>
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		<title>By: ButtercupRN</title>
		<link>http://erstories.net/archives/599#comment-4718</link>
		<dc:creator>ButtercupRN</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 27 Sep 2008 20:10:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid>http://erstories.net/archives/599#comment-4718</guid>
		<description>Oh no..........now I've heard everything.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Oh no&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;.now I&#8217;ve heard everything.</p>
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		<title>By: Food Service Ninja</title>
		<link>http://erstories.net/archives/599#comment-4716</link>
		<dc:creator>Food Service Ninja</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 27 Sep 2008 19:31:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid>http://erstories.net/archives/599#comment-4716</guid>
		<description>this reminds me of a story that was pub'ed in the Dallas alt paper then the Observer about Dennis Rodman. He has a roomie from his college days in Okla that he bought a nightclub with during the 90s. Allegedly he and his college buddy would give themselves coffee/vodka infusions anally and get incredibly intoxicated.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>this reminds me of a story that was pub&#8217;ed in the Dallas alt paper then the Observer about Dennis Rodman. He has a roomie from his college days in Okla that he bought a nightclub with during the 90s. Allegedly he and his college buddy would give themselves coffee/vodka infusions anally and get incredibly intoxicated.</p>
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		<title>By: Rose Royce</title>
		<link>http://erstories.net/archives/599#comment-4696</link>
		<dc:creator>Rose Royce</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 26 Sep 2008 22:26:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid>http://erstories.net/archives/599#comment-4696</guid>
		<description>Is this real?  Not some kind of gerbil urban legend?  Won't this damage his bladder?  This guy must make a ton of money to let someone do this to him!  I'm stunned!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Is this real?  Not some kind of gerbil urban legend?  Won&#8217;t this damage his bladder?  This guy must make a ton of money to let someone do this to him!  I&#8217;m stunned!</p>
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		<title>By: Donna</title>
		<link>http://erstories.net/archives/599#comment-4684</link>
		<dc:creator>Donna</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 26 Sep 2008 04:32:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid>http://erstories.net/archives/599#comment-4684</guid>
		<description>No, actually I could NOT see where this was going.  Not at all.  That's just wrong on so many levels.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>No, actually I could NOT see where this was going.  Not at all.  That&#8217;s just wrong on so many levels.</p>
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		<title>By: Sous le sarrau &#187; Blog Archive &#187; Histoire de sexe</title>
		<link>http://erstories.net/archives/599#comment-4680</link>
		<dc:creator>Sous le sarrau &#187; Blog Archive &#187; Histoire de sexe</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 26 Sep 2008 01:50:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid>http://erstories.net/archives/599#comment-4680</guid>
		<description>[...] cette histoire-là bat tous les records en termes [...]</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>[&#8230;] cette histoire-là bat tous les records en termes [&#8230;]</p>
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		<title>By: Bianca Castafiore</title>
		<link>http://erstories.net/archives/599#comment-4679</link>
		<dc:creator>Bianca Castafiore</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 26 Sep 2008 00:39:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid>http://erstories.net/archives/599#comment-4679</guid>
		<description>Ramses II wrote, "I do not want to think about ‘rule 34′ in the context of this subject either." 

Funny, because that is the *only* way I can tolerate the thought, the image, the imagined taste...

Imagine being a (blind) wine reviewer, developing your critical blurb for this... vintage!  "Fruity, with a strong musky flavor... "</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Ramses II wrote, &#8220;I do not want to think about ‘rule 34′ in the context of this subject either.&#8221; </p>
<p>Funny, because that is the *only* way I can tolerate the thought, the image, the imagined taste&#8230;</p>
<p>Imagine being a (blind) wine reviewer, developing your critical blurb for this&#8230; vintage!  &#8220;Fruity, with a strong musky flavor&#8230; &#8220;</p>
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		<title>By: Tutor</title>
		<link>http://erstories.net/archives/599#comment-4677</link>
		<dc:creator>Tutor</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 25 Sep 2008 23:46:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid>http://erstories.net/archives/599#comment-4677</guid>
		<description>It doesn't even phase me! I guess, I have been working 
with urban teens too long.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It doesn&#8217;t even phase me! I guess, I have been working<br />
with urban teens too long.</p>
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		<title>By: m (2)</title>
		<link>http://erstories.net/archives/599#comment-4676</link>
		<dc:creator>m (2)</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 25 Sep 2008 23:07:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid>http://erstories.net/archives/599#comment-4676</guid>
		<description>How much you wanna bet they're not using a new, sterile catheter for each refill, either? Maybe they're even passing the same one around amongst themselves. Gross.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>How much you wanna bet they&#8217;re not using a new, sterile catheter for each refill, either? Maybe they&#8217;re even passing the same one around amongst themselves. Gross.</p>
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		<title>By: Ramses II</title>
		<link>http://erstories.net/archives/599#comment-4674</link>
		<dc:creator>Ramses II</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 25 Sep 2008 22:44:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid>http://erstories.net/archives/599#comment-4674</guid>
		<description>Aside from the obvious astonishing gross out factor, can we just note that this idea is extremely hilarious? Because this isn't really about the poor dood and his constant infections, this is about the amazingly foolish patrons who are somehow able to convince themselves that this is a fun, hygenic, and even arousing activity.

I do not want to think about 'rule 34' in the context of this subject either. Yeeechh.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Aside from the obvious astonishing gross out factor, can we just note that this idea is extremely hilarious? Because this isn&#8217;t really about the poor dood and his constant infections, this is about the amazingly foolish patrons who are somehow able to convince themselves that this is a fun, hygenic, and even arousing activity.</p>
<p>I do not want to think about &#8216;rule 34&#8242; in the context of this subject either. Yeeechh.</p>
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		<title>By: Ninjamedic</title>
		<link>http://erstories.net/archives/599#comment-4672</link>
		<dc:creator>Ninjamedic</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 25 Sep 2008 20:41:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid>http://erstories.net/archives/599#comment-4672</guid>
		<description>Eww.  Gross.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Eww.  Gross.</p>
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		<title>By: JC MD</title>
		<link>http://erstories.net/archives/599#comment-4671</link>
		<dc:creator>JC MD</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 25 Sep 2008 20:03:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid>http://erstories.net/archives/599#comment-4671</guid>
		<description>I believe that should be called a Merlot Job.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I believe that should be called a Merlot Job.</p>
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		<title>By: ~E</title>
		<link>http://erstories.net/archives/599#comment-4668</link>
		<dc:creator>~E</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 25 Sep 2008 19:07:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid>http://erstories.net/archives/599#comment-4668</guid>
		<description>I agree with Liz A. ...I really did not need to know that there are people in the world who are that stupid and gross!!! Ugh!!!!

~E</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I agree with Liz A. &#8230;I really did not need to know that there are people in the world who are that stupid and gross!!! Ugh!!!!</p>
<p>~E</p>
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		<title>By: Liz A.</title>
		<link>http://erstories.net/archives/599#comment-4665</link>
		<dc:creator>Liz A.</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 25 Sep 2008 17:06:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid>http://erstories.net/archives/599#comment-4665</guid>
		<description>I really could have gone my entire life without knowing things like that happen. Blech!!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I really could have gone my entire life without knowing things like that happen. Blech!!</p>
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