Party Night

 

 

 

My day shift over the weekend gave me a host of wonderful “leftover” sign-outs.  The most notable of which was the lovely gentleman featured in the last two posts.  However, he was only one of the characters who spent the night before in drug-addled binges.

One man came in with “Crack Overdose” – [...]

For a Good Time Call….

So, I asked this drunk patient (who had been sobering up in the dept for about 10 hours) if he wanted to go home.

Jumping bolt upright, he noded enthusiastically, “Si!!!” ,he replied

“OK, Senor, I’ll get you out of here”

As I walked out, the nurse was like “what would you have told him if he said he [...]

Hint: Don’t Fight Dehydration with 8 Beers

If it is really hot outside, everyone knows to stay hydrated.  This generally means water – although other beverages are OK. However, ETOH is not.   It inhibits ADH (antidiruetic hormone) causing you to urinate more – thus losing fluids and getting more dehydrated. 

Working all day outside landscaping your yard and throwing down 8 cold ones in [...]

Yeeeeaaaaahhhhh Bowyeeeee!

So, the other day, we had a lovely, pleasant individual grace our doors. He had a long history of substance abuse, child endangerment, and psychiatric disease (likely a sociopath) . We were lucky when his girlfriend called EMS to report he was acting inappropriately (probably his baseline in my opinion) and threatening. Police [...]

No Thanks

Mr Douchebag (Intoxicated man in leather restraints who had earlier in the day smashed his stretcher into the wall, making large holes in the drywall): “Get me the hell out of here! Take these things off!!!!”

ERP: “No, in fact, if it were in my power, I would make sure you are sent a bill [...]

He Gets My Vote

I have to say, this guy would probably get my vote if I lived in Alabama. Despite my leftist leanings and his right wing stances, you just can’t fault a guy with a name like “Young [...]

Praise the Lord of Puke!

 

A lowly parish priest goes into the church one afteroon because he heard a commotion from his office nearby.  Thinking he was going to find some men moving a piece of furniture in, he was startled by his discovery.

There, sprawled across the stairs leading up to the alter,was an elderly lady, her dress torn [...]

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