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When one is planning an orgy, the most important part is the guest list. Obviously you want hot people. People with clean bills of health. And people with good bodily hygiene. Most sane people would agree on this. For some reason, if I were to organise a sex party, I might specifically try to exclude a known [...] During this vacation I had to play the role of ER doctor (not surprisingly I guess) when my Mom blew out her L4-L5 disc and got severe sciatica. She was trying to get out of bed when “WHAM” suddenly pain shooting down the left leg. My Dad’s Aleve and Tylenol were obviously suboptimal and she could [...] Dear patients, when you come into the ER, it will go something like this: A. You arrive in some degree of pain, if a bed is open you will be sent right back. If not, you will be triaged out front and brought back when a bed comes up depending on the illness of others also waiting. B. [...] You know, if you are going to fake or exaggerate symptoms to obtain narcotics, at least wait for me to actually touch the part of your body that you claim is supremely tender. In this case, a guy who has been in before for other vague, narcotic “requiring” complaints like migraines, back pain, joint pains, [...] I have a recommendation for people out there who cohabitate with someone who who is dependent on heavy duty narcotics (for whatever reason, legit or not). Don’t let them take a boatload of them and then eat “red velvet cake”. Who knows? You might find them sprawled on the kitchen floor, unresponsive with pinpoint pupils and [...]
Lets see, you came in for “headaches” and “stopped my Fibromyalgia medications”. Of course you only STOPPED the Lyrica and Cymbalta on your own but you RAN OUT of your Percocet. Of course that is because “they are the only thing that work”. I hunkered down for an argument about [...] |
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