I guess the sex-toy/porno industry is just waiting for the next big celebrity sex-meltdown. Here is evidence that Tiger Woods has made it finally. Although, the “Boy Butter” almost cracked me [...]
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RN (to the man in the post from yesterday): “Awww, come on! Look at the mess you made!” Patient (in 10/10 affected lisping feminine voice): “YOU sound like a party-pooper! Here, have some more!!!” Pt procedes to roll onto his side, spread is buttocks apart, and expel faeces all over the bed and floor RN: “OK, there [...] When one is planning an orgy, the most important part is the guest list. Obviously you want hot people. People with clean bills of health. And people with good bodily hygiene. Most sane people would agree on this. For some reason, if I were to organise a sex party, I might specifically try to exclude a known [...] Occasionally I meet a flirtatious patient. I mean, come on, I am so Uber-Hott that it comes with the turf of being me! (Cue the cymbal crash). Anyway, sometimes a chief complaint or at least the description of symptoms don’t lend themselves well to making one’s self sexually alluring. GI complaints are [...] Sir, I find it somewhat bizarre that given the circumstances of your ER visit, you are reluctant to let us examine you. Well, let me correct myself. I can understand your embarrassment, however given the fact that you regularly engage in receptive anal intercourse, I wonder why you are shy about showing [...]
The patient sat in triage, appearing uncomfortable but one thing was glaringly obvious. Not his appearance but the sound emanating from him. Quite strangely, there was a vibrating/buzzing coming from him that was amplified by the plastic chair he was sitting on in triage. Hmmmmmm. OK, sir, the Nurse said, “When did you stick [...]
The triage note of a young woman stated: “I can’t go to the bathroom because I had anal sex last night and all I am passing now are big, bloody chunks”. OK, guys I said, we gotta draw straws or do some rock paper scissors for this one…… Although in retrospect, the most embarrassing moment was [...] |
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