Q: How are pain in the vagina and anus for two months after eating related?
A: They are not unless you are defining eating as shoving food up your vagina [...]
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Here is a post from a while ago that I had to pull down because it got so much spam. Pretty nasty…. I have many posts under the heading “Bad Idea” – because often it is a bad idea that results in an ER visit (“But Doc, it didn’t really seem like that [...]
Ma’am, I am sorry to say that your finger is broken. However, it will heal fine and just needs a splint for a few weeks. However, although I appreciate your candor, I did not really require that extra bit of info you provided on how you broke it. You could have made [...]
Some people like surprises. Some people hate them -but after the initial excitement is over, they are still happy. Some surprises are just not a good idea and can result in some “problems” so to say. A particular example of this was exhibited to us recently. A woman came in with [...]
Which part of the chief complaint is most disturbing: A. Man found sitting in his car “eating small rocks”? B. Man claims another inmate bit his penis at some point? C. Man claims he watched “kiddie porn” in prison D. Man states he “ate too much Magnesium”? E. Man says he brought the “tectonic plates” with him from California [...]
I know you are embarrassed to tell me in front of your wife (so maybe she should leave the room), but really. I know that your penile bruising was from some sort of “trauma” and did not just spontaneously occur. You are not on coumadin and have no coagulation problems, and no bruising elsewhere, [...]
Every doctor has something different that “gets them off” medically. It is usually something speciality – specific. For instance, Dr Grumpy might say something like “WOOOW, that is some WICKED clonus!” (since he is a neurologist). A GYN might say “That kid came out normal despite some sphincter-clenching decels!!!!” ER docs may comment with [...] |
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