I guess the sex-toy/porno industry is just waiting for the next big celebrity sex-meltdown. Here is evidence that Tiger Woods has made it finally. Although, the “Boy Butter” almost cracked me [...]
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Me: “Ma’am, we need you to give a stool sample” Pt: “What! That’s disgusting! I ain’t gonna sh** in a cup!” Me: “Well, you can go in this bed pan and then scoop some out with the included spoon in the collection set” Pt’s Husband (holding a bucket of Popeye’s chicken and laughing at her): [...] People often do anything to get out of work. Faking illness, faking injuries, sabotaging something, calling in bomb threats, you name it. The other day we had a fire alarm go off at night. 99% of the time it is a false alarm or a test of the system. This time as I was talking to a [...]
RN (to the man in the post from yesterday): “Awww, come on! Look at the mess you made!” Patient (in 10/10 affected lisping feminine voice): “YOU sound like a party-pooper! Here, have some more!!!” Pt procedes to roll onto his side, spread is buttocks apart, and expel faeces all over the bed and floor RN: “OK, there [...]
I recently noticed this “board” on one of the numerous hallways leading from our emergency dept. This hallway is not used by the general public and is pretty narrow. Turns out it’s been up there for months. I guess no one in our dept is very distinctive. I am concerned however about how the staff morale will [...] |
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