If you read my blog a while back, you might remember that I had a “difficult” conversation with a Dr who is a complete jerk. In fact, I called him a prick on the phone. That’s the first time I really told another doctor off. He deserved it. He is pathological. He’s [...]
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Me: “OK, you have a UTI, and need to take an antibiotic” Pt: “Oh, OK. So, I have a urine infection?” Me: “Yes” Pt: “And I have to take an Antibiotic?” Me: “Yes” Pt: “Why do I have to take an Antibiotic?” Me: “Because you have a UTI” Pt: “Oh, OK, why didn’t you say [...] A lot of pregnant women come into the ER. I would say about 1/2 of them are there either for vaginal bleeding or abdominal pain in the early part of the first trimester. Most of them have had no prenatal care yet and thus, no sonogram. These people we have to rule out and ectopic pregnancy [...] Here is a nice little bit of societal/relationship pathology. A woman comes in for vaginal bleeding at 5 weeks of pregnancy. She states in triage that she took an “abortion pill” (which I presume was RU486 and Misoprostol) two days before as prescribed to her by her GYN and had passed the tissue. There was no significant [...]
Quick joke: What did the Egyptian Psychiatrist say to the man standing in the river? You’re in denial. Ba bump! Anyway, this lady recently came in for a totally unrelated problem – but the first thing anyone with functional eyes noticed is this woman in her [...]
ERP: Ma’am, what brings you in today? Ms Chandelier : I got some pain down there. Mr Aloof (bf of patient sitting there stuffing french fries down his gaping maw) : Yeah, and she stink. ERP: Have you two been using condoms? Ms Chandelier : Mostly ERP: Discharge? Mr Aloof : Munch, munch, munch. Yeah, Doc. ERP: [...] |
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