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Miracle Night

July 31st, 2008 at 8:34 am » Comments (0)

Once and a while you get lucky. Fortune just smiles on you. This does not quite make up for the number of times fortune defaecates on you but still, it is nice once and a while! The other night I had what started out as a typically busy night - but nothing […]



Watch your Position

July 30th, 2008 at 3:43 am » Comments (3)

If you are going to get on top of your partner for an “intimate moment” and you weigh significantly more than he or she does (in this patient’s case both were he’s), please be careful as to the “angle of entry”.  Also, one should avoid vigourous jumping up and down when during the aforementioned off-kilter […]



You Know it is Time for a Gastric Bypass When…..

July 29th, 2008 at 7:23 am » Comments (37)

My first day back after vacationing was a rude re-awakening. I never realise how much you simply “forget” when you are away just thinking about what is for dinner and whether to order Chianti Classico or Nebiollo. I forgot how sad and pathetic our obesity epidemic is in this country. Today I […]



Observations

July 28th, 2008 at 7:16 am » Comments (13)

Above you will see a photo from my recent trip to Switzerland and Italy - to be exact it is from a town on Lake Como called Cernobbio. What is it? Well, at first I thought it was a public library - until I saw this red cross sign and ambulances parked out back. Turns […]



Status Relaxicus

July 18th, 2008 at 7:53 am » Comments (4)

The fam and I are off for a week to Europe - Switzerland and Lake Como, Italy to be exact. Other than the crushing cost of gas and the pathetic Dollar vs the Euro, I am very excited.
Will be back with more posts upon my return…..



Bush Vetos Physician Payments - NOT!

July 17th, 2008 at 7:51 am » Comments (9)

Well, our esteemed president has vetoed a recent bill that is to prevent a 10.6 cut in medicare payments to doctors. Fortunately, his veto was easily crushed overridden by Congress. Of course he claims that:
“Taking choices away from seniors to pay physicians is wrong,” Bush said. “I urge the Congress […]



Clinics Overburdened

July 16th, 2008 at 7:57 am » Comments (4)

Well, as is the case over much of the country, free or inexpensive clinics are overrun with patients. Many of the users of the systems are poor Americans, not just undocumented immigrants. This is the case with the clinic in our hospital. Since our clinic is “nicer” than the others in the area […]