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Things that Piss me off

Saturday, December 22nd, 2012

A). I walk in the room and you greet me with “Yo, what-da fuck up cuz!?”

B). You’re a drunken dope who cut his face and you keep telling me “Don’t fuck this shit up, I’m a model!” while I’m suturing you.

C). You say “Fuck this shit don’t work!” and you throw the Motrin offered to you on the floor.

D). You say “Oh my God, I’m gonna vomit!!” and then you stick your finger down your throat and then throw up.

7-11 Fun

Monday, October 22nd, 2012


Popping into a 7-11 late at night to grab something while on the road is a great convenience.
However, turning the corner of an isle to see a drunk guy passed out on the floor with his junk exposed having just relieved himself all over the place puts a damper on things.
No, for once I was not in the ER to deal with this case. I was in the damn 7-11.

Wipe Out

Tuesday, October 9th, 2012

Getting drunk and driving is a very bad thing. However getting drunk and riding your wife’s “girl bike” is not only dumb but also kinda funny. People may laugh at you cruising along on a bike you are way too big for but it might stop when you crash it into a mailbox and smash your face into it.
Hope you have the $$ for a good restorative dentist