Popping into a 7-11 late at night to grab something while on the road is a great convenience.
However, turning the corner of an isle to see a drunk guy passed out on the floor with his junk exposed having just relieved himself all over the place puts a damper on things.
No, for once I was not in the ER to deal with this case. I was in the damn 7-11.

Getting drunk and driving is a very bad thing. However getting drunk and riding your wife’s “girl bike” is not only dumb but also kinda funny. People may laugh at you cruising along on a bike you are way too big for but it might stop when you crash it into a mailbox and smash your face into it.
Hope you have the $$ for a good restorative dentist

Me (in broken Spanish): “Ok, do any of your four know anyone who is sober at this moment who can come pick you up?”

Four intoxicated guys (in broken English): “Well, no.”

Me:”You don’t know anyone who is sober right now?!”

Four Amigos:”Yes, but they live in Mexico. Everyone we know here drinks every night.”