Archive for the ‘Bad Idea’ Category

Mr Opposite

Saturday, January 12th, 2013

Me: “So how much do you smoke Sir?”

Mr Aveloar-Coalescence: “Two packs a day. I increased it from one pack because I find it makes my COPD better.”

7-11 Fun

Monday, October 22nd, 2012


Popping into a 7-11 late at night to grab something while on the road is a great convenience.
However, turning the corner of an isle to see a drunk guy passed out on the floor with his junk exposed having just relieved himself all over the place puts a damper on things.
No, for once I was not in the ER to deal with this case. I was in the damn 7-11.

Make Up Your Mind

Friday, September 28th, 2012

There are few things more irritating in emergency medicine then when a patient who clearly is vegetative, severely demented, and bedridden has family members who refuse to make him or her DNR.
One thing that is more irritating though is when they keep reversing themselves! Okay let’s make her DNR. No, wait! Grandma said she wanted to live! Take off the DNR! Oh she’s not going to survive? Okay resume the DNR.