Archive for the ‘Bizarre’ Category

How is it possible?

Wednesday, January 2nd, 2013

This is sort of like a Keith Richards post.
Want I mean is how is it possible that someone could abuse their bodies as much as Keith Richards does and still remain alive?
However, in this case I mean how could some people who are riddled with as much diseases they are still keep coming into the ER week after week after week, month after month after month, and year after year after year?
Clearly nothing appears to be able to kill them. Not +4 pitting edema with weeping liquid coming out of everywhere. Not a massively dilated left ventricle and an EF of 25%. Not hemoglobin A-1 C of over 10.0. Not two packs of cigarettes today. Not a diet which appears to consist solely of Big Mac extra value meals, washed down with a 32 ounce high fructose corn syrup laden soda beverage.
There’s only one answer besides luck, genetics.
Others are victims of the complete opposite.
They have the bad luck to get sick die way too early.
One day in the future I’m sure we will be able to predict what someone’s likelihood of getting illnesses is when they are young based about their genetic makeup. Those at low-risk will be able to go on and smoke,drink, eat, and not worry about anything. Those with the bad genes will know they have to do something to prevent it.

There are More Effective Methods of Suicide

Tuesday, June 19th, 2012

Ok Ms. Drama Queen, if you’re going to try to make it look like you’re suicidal by “throwing yourself down the stairs”, I suggest a more persuasive method than sitting on your butt and scooting one step at a time down, screaming melodramatically the whole way.

The Hangover

Wednesday, June 6th, 2012

Just like in the movie.

Young man goes to Vegas. Gets drunk. Remembers standing in a line for a cab on the strip.

Next thing he knows, he’s getting his facial lac sutured in an ER. Gets hazy again. Forgets how he got back to the hotel or the airport the next day for that matter. Vaguely remembers getting back to his house but then sleeps for nearly a day and wakes up with severe headache, bruising all over his back, and a sore anus.

This can’t be good. Best not dwell too much on what could have happened, Dude.