My first thought after reading this was, “Hey, it gets boring waiting for the bus!”

Here’s your latest medical quiz. What doesn’t belong here? BTW, this was not my pt – someone emailed it to me off the Internet apparently.

Me: “Sir, you have a really nasty case of ballanitis – your penis is infected with yeast.”

Mr Candida:”Oh. Well does that mean I shouldn’t ask chicks to suck it?”