New contestant for dumbest chief complaint:

40 y/o male who is “getting aroused too often”.

Chief complaint of a 40 y/o man in fast track: “I stepped in my dog’s shit last night and it squished between my toes. I’m afraid I got parasites from him.”*hands nurse zip lock bag of dog waste*

Dr Childs: “Hey, have you had a chance to try some of what I brought for the potluck lunch?”

Nurse Trago: “No, But I’m really looking forward to tasting your beef tip!”

Me: “Get a room!”

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