Haven’t had much to blog about lately but the events in Boston yesterday have stirred me.
Of course the first thing you think of when you see those horrifying images of people who lost limbs is the overwhelming sadness and disgust with the event itself. However, as an ER doctor, I immediately start thinking about what it would be like to be working at a hospital nearby (Like the Brigham). How many really badly injured patients did they get? How many people were working. How in the Hell would I handle that huge bolus of unstable patients were I there?
But then I remember that when the shit REALLY hits the fan like in this circumstance, everyone goes from a whiny, grumbling, complaining about everything (drug seekers, bogus pts, etc) mode into superhuman mode. The adrenaline surge takes over, your mind becomes razor sharp, and you become a machine. You work harder than ever without a break and you don’t even think about it. You become more efficient than usual and your skills increase. You are at your best when you are needed most. You put that fire out.
Just like after that tragedy in Joplin,MO after that tornado that nearly destroyed a hospital, I look forward to hearing stories from the ER staff and other firsthand accounts from EMS and Police. I’m sure they’ll be impressive. I’ll wonder how I could ever do something like that but then I remember that they would be thinking the same thing were they the ones reading the stories. The worst does indeed tend to bring out our best.

Listen, of you’re going to suffer a penis injury while having sex, it’s best done while NOT in the “Woman on Top” position. You see, most penile fractures occur in this position because the full weight of the woman comes down on the penis as it bends. *Ouchies*
Generally, if things bend the wrong way, it’s best the man be on top or behind so he can instantly arrest the damaging movement….,

When things are ignored too long, they suddenly become emergencies….

Luckily, the dog did fine. Mass was benign.