Archive for the ‘Urology’ Category


Monday, December 3rd, 2012


Top chief complaint least likely to get me rushing over to see you:

“I think I need my prostate massaged”

Proper Positioning

Thursday, November 22nd, 2012

Listen, of you’re going to suffer a penis injury while having sex, it’s best done while NOT in the “Woman on Top” position. You see, most penile fractures occur in this position because the full weight of the woman comes down on the penis as it bends. *Ouchies*
Generally, if things bend the wrong way, it’s best the man be on top or behind so he can instantly arrest the damaging movement….,

Languange Modification

Monday, June 4th, 2012

In general, I find that people USUALLY make some attempt to clean up their language when they come into the ER (presuming they are not intoxicated or a psych patient). Even uneducated down and outer types give some effort. However, I am now to the point where it takes a LOT to faze me while I am interviewing someone. You name it, I’ve probably heard it.

Anyway, sometimes I can’t help giving a snort as I attempt to suppress a laugh or conceal my startled expression.

Take for instance when a young man who was complaining of discomfort when he urinated said to me, “Yeah, Doc, I don’t know. I never had a problem with this before, but I think I maybe should not have screwed that skanky chick in the ass without a rubber. “