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		<title>Goes Without Saying</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 02 Feb 2012 14:25:23 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[Bad Idea]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Bizarre]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Fetishes]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Tweet Me: &#8220;Sir, you have a really nasty case of ballanitis &#8211; your penis is infected with yeast.&#8221; Mr Candida:&#8221;Oh. Well does that mean I shouldn&#8217;t ask chicks to suck it?&#8221; ___________________________________________________________________________________________________ *Today&#8217;s modern ER&#8217;s will have some of the most advanced medical equipment available]]></description>
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		<title>Be Nice to Us = Rewards</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 01 Feb 2012 15:50:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Tweet There is this thing in the ER that everyone knows about. It&#8217;s the on-call list. It means that we&#8217;re supposed to call the on call person if the pt is unassigned unless they or their PMD requests someone else. HOWEVER, we may occasionally go off the list for various reasons. If we have a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>What Makes you Think?</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 31 Jan 2012 14:05:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Doc</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Tweet Although I appreciate that you must have great confidence in my clinical acumen, I hate to break it to you but I am not able to figure out what the cause of your sore throat is. See, you&#8217;ve had it for three months, have seen two ENT&#8217;s, ID, and an oral surgeon, and have [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Healthcare Update – Satellite Edition 01-30-2012</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 30 Jan 2012 10:00:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>whitecoat</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Health News]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Tweet Monday is medical news day. See more stories from around the web over at EP Monthly.com. Logic 101 for criminals: If you commit a crime, are shot with birdshot, and then get away, guess where the police are going to go to look for you. No, not the CVS store in the tweezer aisle. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>See, it can Help you too</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 28 Jan 2012 15:45:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Doc</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Drug Abuse]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Tweet So, I often blog about drug seekers (all ER bloggers do) and recently our new state narcotic database has become a formidable weapon in our armamentarium against them. However, just as importantly, it can help people. For example, perhaps your personality is kinda whiny. Maybe you are melodramatic or demanding. If you have these [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Quit Stealing My Thunder</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Jan 2012 12:06:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Doc</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Tweet The reason I went into Emergency Medicine is to treat sick patients and hopefully make them better. I enjoy the surge of adrenaline and the feeling of deep satisfaction when I bring someone back from the brink of doom. It used to be that a bad attack of acute congestive heart failure afforded me [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Great Discharge Instructions</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 26 Jan 2012 09:04:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Doc</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Tweet I just discovered that our EMR has discharge &#8220;instructions&#8221; for Jail Clearance. I printed them out for some police officers who were carting a conveniently anxious perp and read them before I gave them to the cops. &#8220;No emergent condition has been found and you are thus cleared for jail&#8221;. Nice and to the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>&#8220;You Da Man!!&#8221;</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Jan 2012 07:05:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Tweet When someone yells &#8220;You da man!&#8221;, to me, I&#8217;d expect that I just hit a 280 yd drive or that I just nailed a 360 off a ski jump. Although those would be damn cool (since I seriously doubt I could do either any more), I am just as psyched when a Dad yells [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Healthcare Update – Satellite Edition 01-23-2012</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Jan 2012 14:40:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>whitecoat</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Tweet See more medical news from around the web at EP Monthly. A look at pain management in other countries. In Mexico emergency department, patient with broken bone gets no pain medications upon discharge. Mexico’s drug laws had grown so strict due to the actions of the “narcotraficantes” that pain medications were difficult to find. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Good Point</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 21 Jan 2012 15:40:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Doc</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Funny]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Tweet Me : &#8221; OK, Ma&#8217;am, can you tell me where you are?&#8221; Mrs Namenda : &#8220;Sure. I&#8217;m right here.&#8221; Me : &#8220;Can you tell me the date?&#8221; Mrs Namenda : &#8220;Sure, it&#8217;s right now.&#8221;]]></description>
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